Tuesday, November 23, 2010

A Memo

Dear Piece of Fascia Board on the Peak of my Roof,

Why did you have to flap in the wind and slap the side of the house ALL NIGHT LONG and keep us up? That was very rude, and I'm sure the neighbors weren't happy with you either. You've made me a very cranky girl.

With Kindest Regards, (and a yawn!)
Tanya

P.S. - Please don't be the cause of my untimely death when I climb up there to try and fix you this afternoon. Thanks.

5 comments:

Ami said...

Dear Tanya,

I flap because I am.
Ever hear of earplugs?

Love,
Fascia Board

Flapping Fascia Board said...

Please don't climb up here and nail me.

Tanya said...

Dear Fascia Board,

You've been nailed!

Sincerely,
THE WINNER of this little COMPETITION!

Frank Wilson said...

I stopped by about 3:30 pm on Tuesday to see if I could help but no one was at home . . . except a dog peering out the side window.

Tracy said...

Dear Fascia Board,
Seriously, wait until it really gets windy here in Ohio and the snow is blowing sideways...THEN you can nail me down so I won't slide off.

I enjoyed reading your post...from a native Ohio girl!