Why did you have to flap in the wind and slap the side of the house ALL NIGHT LONG and keep us up? That was very rude, and I'm sure the neighbors weren't happy with you either. You've made me a very cranky girl.
With Kindest Regards, (and a yawn!)
P.S. - Please don't be the cause of my untimely death when I climb up there to try and fix you this afternoon. Thanks.