Here We Go Again. . .

"Deputies responded to a domestic call at a Strong Avenue residence at 3:14 a.m. Thursday, after a man got upset that his girlfriend had given the last pickle to her son. No arrests were made."

Why do I read the docket every day? For this kind of entertainment! Am I alone in wondering why three people were awake at 3:14 am – eating pickles?? And how a pickle eating occasion devolved into an affair that necessitated an invitation being extended to the Sheriff's Department???

Maybe I enjoy the docket because it makes my life seem so ordinary. And boring. 

And, maybe most importantly, normal.