Things I Can't Believe I Actually Said {And Meant}

{we were walking the dogs yesterday morning. it was icy. really, really icy. i had delilah, who is still horrible on a leash. she was pulling. i was going slow. ali and oliver were way ahead of us on the sidewalk.}

Ali:: Be careful right there! It's terrible!

Me:: I know. . .

{i continued waddling along. slowly.}

Me:: The last thing I want to do is fall. . . You know, I'm about old enough to end up in the nursing home!

Ali::{cackling with evil laughter} You could be my gramma's roomie!

{at what age and condition could you really land yourself in a nursing home?? it's something i'm beginning to consider!}