Thursday, January 06, 2011

Whatever. And Its Antidote.

I got the whatevers. Bad.

whatever::A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy.

I should have taken down the Christmas tree and packed up all the lights.
Whatever.

I should have reinforced Oliver's cone of shame with some duct tape.
Whatever.

I should have eaten dinner last night.
Whatever.

I should mop the kitchen floor.
Whatever.

I should do some yoga and stretch my back.
Whatever.

I should try to resist the urge to go to bed at 7:30 and hibernate under six quilts.
Whatever.

Whatever needed to be transformed before it became even more poisonous to my attitude. So I created.

That ought to help. . .

1 comment:

Frank Wilson said...

whatever