:: Even though you've never been caught before, doesn't mean you never will. Invincibility is worn most comfortably by teenaged boys.
:: Standing in the line marked "Bonds, Criminal Complaints and Other Citations" made me feel kind of nauseated.
:: The cruise control on my car actually works. I know, right?
:: Using the aforementioned cruise control boosts your gas mileage. Who knew?? (you mean getting there faster doesn't actually save gas?? just kidding. . .)
:: I don't like spending money on nothing.
:: When the amicable Deputy Sheriff hands you a citation and then says, "Have a nice day," I think she may be poking fun at your expense. Literally.
:: That it will be a heck of a long time before my improved gas mileage equals $115 bucks. . .
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Do your speeding in Kentucky. I can get one of these "fixed" for you down there.
Try this one on for size: It's your birthday(and also a holiday)and you're on your way to a family gathering first thing in the morning when you spot the highway patrol car going in the opposite direction...but, alas, too little, too late. The infamous u-turn is executed and the citaion given...along with the traditional "Happy Birthday" and " I hope the rest of your birthday goes better than the morning did." Now that takes the (birthday) cake!
Talk about poking fun at your expense!!! That totally is wrong. . .
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