Thursday, August 21, 2008

Seriously???

"A besotted person was ticketed for disorderly conduct Tuesday after eating crackers off the ground in the 900 block of North Main Street. His pants were around his knees."

You couldn't make this stuff up even if you tried. . .

must be true. . .

Maybe we should turn this into a creative writing exercise with prizes for the best story! Want to play??

2 comments:

Marie said...

Is besotted a euphemism for drunk? Cause then you could just figure that he'd been drinking a lot, got hungry and since he couldn't make it to Taco Bell, he ate the crackers that someone conveniently left for him on the ground. Then, of course, he had to pee.

I suck at making up stories. I'm so literal.

Tanya said...

Our first entry!!!